Click the Bride from Hell to enlarge to Picture!
Un-named ( Thank God) Bride Doll from 1983 is ALREADY in a Prozac Induced Coma. Preparing for a Subservient Life as a Baby Making Machine, until her Drunk Ass Abusive Husband takes off leaving her with four hungry ADHD Kids to Support.
Then Her Deadbeat, Coke Head, Ex-husband never pays child support or alimony and moves to Barbados with his Smokin' Hot Barely Legal Supermodel Trophy Wife .
As Belinda, ( I felt it Necessary to name this Poor Soul), watches what little Beauty and Youth she once had slip away, no matter how many long hours she works at the Freezie Queen Scooping Cones to pay for her Ultimately Disfiguring Plastic Surgery.
Please Link to this Pathetic Doll Image or Embed in your Boring Webpage, Inane blog or Ebay Vintage Doll Auction Listing ( LOL)!
My First Prozac Pill Poppin' Dolly Picture was discovered Hiding in the Huge, and Utterly Worstless, Toy and Product Catalog Collection of Robotic Avatar Cyborg, Mike Mozart, of Jeepersmedia on YouTube. The Funny YouTube Celebrity and Worst Ever Toy Reviewer!
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